Spam

I got Spam!!

And I'm not talking about the edible kind. And it's debatable if that Spam is edible.

I've gotten emails alerting me there are comments in posts on this blog. I was so excited that people were reading and commenting! When I opened the emails, the comments were  incoherent jibber jabber (much like my posts) and under the comment was visit my site: __________.
I DID NOT CLICK ON THE SITES!!

I got 16 emails with comments on various posts but when I came to the blog and went through the posts that the emails stated had comments.There were only 3 spam comments.
I'm confused.

This is one of the comments in the email that is supposedly in the post titled "Eid" BUT wasn't on the blog

"Withcolor A, color A, ch 4, join with sl st in first
sc, hdc in next sc. Real prison is loneliness and being sexcam unable to
share an experience with another, such as salty, sugary, high-calorie, nutrient-poor foods that."

Here's another one. That was supposedly in the "Announcements" post, but wasn't on the blog.

"We found the inclusion of the heavily hyped 1 GH z kind that
you sexcam want to be treated. The front-facing VGA camera,
on the specs front the iPad 2 and, while we do have some complaints about exposure, which seems
like a weird choice.

My web-site ________"

And this one (of three) was actually a comment on the blog:

"5 that's Cupcake, if you do need to lookup someone's mobile phone number.
Row 2: With Color B, ch 150, turn, hdc in each ch to end, join in top
of beg ch-3 = 24 dc. SearchLike Maps, Windows Phone 7 devices the same ones we're reviewing here, actually to developers, and it's hard to deny its
obvious physical attractiveness, and it's a good mix. In the film, of course, it switched itself off just after the break to check it out below. Update 2: And it sexcam could mean something.
Here's my webpage ______________"


How do I prevent this from happening again?

Oh and F*CK YOU SPAM!

Critter Style

If you've never seen the  most viewed youtube video ever or head of Gangnum Style or tried to do some of the dance moves, you are not living on this planet.

Critter was first introduced to Gangnum Style by his cousins dancing to it on the wii Just Dance. And like millions before him, Critter is now gyrating his hips to the Korean beat.

 Everybody and his mother are doing it. Here's Critter


 
Here's the Just Dance video he dances to.



and another video of Critter doing Gangnum Style

Roll with the Paunches

"If she calls me fat, I'm going to let her have it." I said to hubby.
"Just ignore her." He replied "You be the better person."
"The hell with that. She's rude." I retorted. "If she says it, I'm going to tell her she's a bitch."

And so went our conversation on our way to see our friends. Well, not really my friends but Hubby's. They owned the dry cleaner's near our home and Hubby became very friendly with them. They sold the business and moved upstate and we were driving to see them and I was formulating comebacks to different 'fat comments' she might say to me.

The wife, a very outspoken 60 something year old woman; and very slim; has called my fat numerous times.....to my face. Maybe she means well, but doesn't know who to be gentle about the topic. The last time we saw them, she said "You still fat. You need to exercise." And proceeded to show my some exercises.

While at their home for two hours, not a peep out of her regarding my fat cells. I rolled to the car to head to the restaurant and said to Hubby "I'm shocked, she hasn't said anything about my weight."

We went to a Korean restaurant and I felt so self conscious eating in front of her. I wanted to devour every piece of sushi but limited the amount I took just so I don't have to hear the words 'fat' and 'you' in the same sentence. I figured if she sees the small portion I eat, she'll think I'm doing something to lose weight. But all that accomplished was me leaving the restaurant hungry.

You just weight loyal readers, the hefty comments are coming.

Toward the end of the meal, Critter was sitting on my lap and he was picking up stuff from the plate and feeding me. She says (to Critter) "You eat it. Stop feeding Mommy. No wonder she so big."
Did I throw Critter off my lap and reach over the table and paunch her? NO!
Did I fling food in her face? NO!
Did I cry? NO!
But I wanted to do all those things and then some.
My bulky self just sat there engaging with Critter, not looking up. Hubby must have given her an evil eye and tried to shush her cause she then says. "I'm just saying the truth."

THE TRUTH HURTS, LADY!!! LAY OFF THE FAT COMMENTS!
Who am I yelling at? her? ARRRRGGGHH!

I swear she must have a bulk of comments cause.........

After dinner, we went to a Korean mall and supermarket. At the supermarket, they had samples of breads and pastries stuffed with different things. I tasted a few  and thought about buying one.
"Do you want anything?" Fat calling friend asked.
No. I'm trying not to eat bread." I replied.
"You shouldn't eat anything."

Happy New Year

I know I know, we're two weeks into the year and I'm still telling people New Year greetings. When can we stop? Week 3? February?

Did I make any resolutions? Nope. What's the point? By March I'll forget what they were. But I have decided that I'm going to be bitchier and meanier. II know, is it even possible to be bitchier? YES! It's possible for me to even be MORE of a bitch. I know hard to beliive, but I'm going to try. I'm tired of people. I'm tired of stupid people. Tired of people that don't have common sense or curtesy. Tired of idiots and this world seems to be full of them. Stupid people that I encounter; you're going to hear it from me!

- If you're standing in the middle of the sidewalk curb cut having a conversation with someone you just bumped into, be prepared to get bumped by my stroller cause I need that curb cut. That's right, I'm not going to say excuse me or go around you. I'm going to keep on walking and walk right into you.

- If you're walking on the sidewalk and suddenly stop to use your phone and I'm walking behind you, guess what? That's right. I'm not going to inconvenience my self and stop short but I'm going to keep walking....right into you. And if I'm walking toward you and you stop to fiddle with your phone, I'm going to walk right into you. Or better yet, slap the phone out of your hand.

- If you're a cashier and I'm waiting for you to finish telling the other cashier about your weekend or the way your man treats you, before you ring me up, I'm going to yell "Sorry, to hear you have a loser boyfriend, but I'd like to pay for my _______"

- If you're a car and don't stop behind the white line at the intersection but slam on the brakes to avoid hitting me while I'm crossing the street, I'm going to cross the street soooooooo slooooooowly.

And so on and so on.

This is the Year of the Bitch.