I realize a woman's body goes through changes while pregnant but.....
I CAN'T BREATH!
Why am I stuffed up? Is this baby growing at such a rapid speed that it reached my nasal passage? I walk a few blocks and am panting as if I got chased by the IRS and didn't want them to catch me. I'll lay in bed snorting through my nose trying to get air. I toss and turn hoping the stuffiness will go from one side to the other side of my nose.
I've started breathing through my mouth.
And if I'm snoring in my sleep, I'm sorry if it keeps you awake at night little munchkin in me, but it's all your fault.
Wait till you become a mother. You're going to be out of breath from running around after her/him.
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