You were supposed to arrive on Saturday, June 12th. Your father and I have been anticipating your arrival for some time now. We've been preparing for your long stay with us. The apt. is very clean and tidy. There's a special area for you next to my side of the bed. There's clothes in your closet and toys for you to play with....and plenty of hugs and kisses ready to be dispensed.
Lots of people have been asking about you and are ready to welcome you.
Where were you? Your father and I aren't going to tolerate tardiness. I've let you have your way for the past nine months and accepted all that you've done; but for you not to show up when they said you would is unacceptable behavior on your part.
Your daddy and I are very mobile active people, always going out and exploring and you're going to need to keep up with us. The world is vast with lots to see and do. You need to be punctual and ready to go out in a timely manner. None of this lollygagging!
The Doctor who's been monitoring you for the past 7 months is now talking about inducing me to get you out. You don't want to put us through that as there are some risks.
http://www.babycenter.com/0_inducing-labor_173.bc
So Critter, please make every effort on your part to come out.
We're waiting and ready.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe critter isn't here yet! Critter must be very comfy in it's current digs. You're so in my thoughts right now. I keep hoping and praying (for an easy delivery) for you!
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You should threaten to punish him / her if critter doesn't come out soon. The naughty chair seems to work.
ReplyDeleteI like your letter to your baby, almost begging for it to put you through the pain of labor.
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