Show and Tell

Hubby will be speaking to someone on the phone and I'll hear: "She's fine. Getting big." And then he'll laugh hysterically, while throwing a jab about my 'unique' appearance.

"You should come by the office so people can see what you look like." He suggested multiple times.

Hubby will be outside the car speaking with his friend, while I sit inside. He taps on the window and I roll it down.
"Come out of the car, *friends name* wants to see what you look like." He says giggling.

It's like he's never seen a pregnant woman before! His 7 siblings have 24 kids amongst them, 23 pregnancies (1 set of twins). I know this is all new to him personally and he's never seen ME looking like this, but I feel like he's using me for 'Show and Tell.' I'm the little oddity he pulls out and shows off.

Maybe we go on tour and he can sell tickets. I picture him in front of a curtain with a bullhorn yelling:
"Behold, my pregnant wife! "
The curtain parts, I'm standing there.
People Gasp.