"No stretch marks." He said.
"I dip myself in a vat of Shea Butter every morning." I replied.
"Most people use Cocoa Butter. Why Shea Butter?" He asked.
"I read somewhere, it's better for stretch marks. I went up to Harlem and got a tub of it."
"The best thing for pregnancy stretch marks is Udder Butter." He responded.
"Huh. What's Udder Butter?" I quizzed.
He told me it's a lanolin based product used on cows udders to prevent chafing.
GREAT!!!! My doctor thinks I'm a cow!
I thought one gets stretch marks after having a baby.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be great if women didn't get them.
Do you really have these conversations with your doctor?
ReplyDeleteI never heard of udder butter. I looked it up and it really exists. I wonder if it really works.
I did the cocoa butter and I still got stretch marks.
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